Monday, June 23, 2014

Activist Mormon Woman Excommunicated

I see that much like the Scientologists have so-called "minders" placed on celebrity church members to keep them in line, the Mormons are working hard to push women back into the house with the rest of the female children with the excommunication today of a female church member who had been campaigning for women's ordination/inclusion in the LDS priesthood.

Their holy underwear all atwist, an all-male 3 MAN panel decided to exclude Kate Kelly from the fellowship of her lifelong church. There was a caveat given that if she comes crawling back and keeps her mouth shut like a good little incubator...uh...girl...they may let her come back and play.

On what planet (see what I did there?) is this possibly a correct action?

The last time there was a schism in the Mormon Church, it spawned the rebirth of polygamy in what is put forth as being a "return" to the church founded by Joseph Smith and his successor Brigham Young. Perhaps there needs to be another schism that accepts that you qualify for the priesthood whether or not you have a vagina. They could call it "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints Who Actually Live And Participate In the 21st Century".

Has a ring to it, doesn't it?

2 comments:

  1. I'm of the group that calls the Mormons a cult. They don't like that do they? Oh well......shrug.

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  2. That anyone believed that some farmboy found golden scrolls that he never showed to anyone else but supposedly translated them using magical seer stones?

    Nope. Doesn't sound like a cult to ME. :P

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